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The insane voice of reason

Warning: May cause seizures

Created on 2003-03-10 15:42:13 (#941517), last updated 2009-11-12

3,507 comments received, 3,396 comments posted

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Name:Mike a.k.a GOD
Birthdate:1983-02-23
Location:Saugus, Massachusetts, United States
Website:My space
Bio
I'm a large bear who mauls peoples fucking faces off, and part time superhero. Oh, and occasionally a sarcastic asshole in a hat. Yeah.


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User Number: 941517
Date Created:2003-03-10
Number of Posts: 1,207

Reading the text on this trading card means you now owe Mike(who happens to be your new god) 37 and a half tacos. The half taco will be fed to Jesus, who he keeps in his closet next to Santa and the Easter bunny. Those other two go hungry. They're fat.
Strengths: Ability to poop on anyone/anything. Able to be nerdy while kicking your lame ass. Comes equiped with super-lazer-candycoated-awesome-ray.
Weaknesses: Easily distracted. Vulnerable to writers block. Prone to boredom. Takes double damage from redheads.
Special Skills: Insane Sarcasm. Peg-knocking. Skilled in gibberish and nonsense speaking. Well versed in pretending to listen to your gibbering nonsense. Excellent cook.
Weapons: Massive and sharp bear claws. Proficient with swords, axes and other inanimate objects used to rock your stupid faces.
Favorate food: Babies. It's like veal with thumbs.


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